Blaseball is the greatest sport in the multiverse, and Gunther O'Brian is the greatest player in Blaseball.
He's not good AT blaseball, mind you. He's really terrible at it. He doesn't know what it is. He's just a penguin. But he's the best penguin, and he's doing great, and whatever happens, IT'S OK.
But you can help Gunther try to be a good pitcher for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, with Gunther O'Brian's Pitching Simulator. Do your best to hit the arrow keys in the right order as fast as possible so Gunther can get a good windup and throw the ball in possibly the correct direction.
You're doing great, Gunther!
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If you'd like to sing along with the music, it's a tune called Let Me Into The Blaseball that I recorded a few days ago.